| Hmmm....Discovered Paranoia! I guess i will like this game...here is some of the stuff in the game universe...
Everyday Life
Most of Alpha Complex citizens are either very happy or in a state hard to objectively distinguish from happiness. Their
occupations keep them busy and stimulated during the day, and they have plenty of leisure time to spend in the company
of one another and to watch the charming, but bland, video entertainment produced by HPD & MC. From infancy, citizens
are carefully educated in how to be happy. When education fails, drugs are used extensively to prevent unhappiness or
discomfort.
Utopia, by some definitions.
The daily routine of an Infrared citizen generally looks something like this:
Rise with hundreds of other in the communal barracks. Take wakey-wakey pill. Wash. Eat breakfast in the communal
dining hall. Take nutritional supplements. Go to work in the Food Vats. Eat lunch in the communal dining hall. Take behavior
modifiers and motivational elevators. Work second shift in the Food Vats. Take mood depressives. Eat dinner in the
communal dining hall. Take truth accelerator pill. Participate in group confessions and guilt allocation. Take mood elevator
pill. Watch Teela O¡¯Malley adventures in the communal viewing lounge. Take sleepy-sleepy pill. Sleep.
Happiness Officer:
It is the duty of the Happiness Officer to monitor and reinforce troubleshooter happiness levels.
This is accomplished with a supply of jokes and happiness pills. The Happiness Officer is always issued various moodmodifiers
and stimulants as appropriate for the degree of motivation needed (this can often be a big tip-off as to the danger
level of the mission).
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| Ah. I am so "Happy". Edited the website, now the "guests" can speak in PINK now! I am sooooo"Happy". Added music too! The kind we always play in our state-funded "Happy" camp. Ever wondered how a "Happy" camp feels like? Well, this site re-create the experience. Sit back and "relax", my beloved "guests".... |
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| The Minister of Social Education is currently back from vacation. He is very pissed off by his ex-girlfriend and ordered additional dosage of "Happiness" to our "guests"....well, you folks are in for a "treat"... |
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| Oh beloved "visitors", the first session that will transform your life to the benefit of the Capellan society begins here.
*Death Commandos strap "visitors" to dentist's chairs and turn off the lights*
*Turns on video*
http://www.gumicsizma.hu/swf/nopic/papasmurf.swf |
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